Kiwi

I love kiwis. They are ever so tasty but unfortunately are also absolute whores when it comes to trying to actually eat them.

The kiwi must be one of the most complicated fruits to peel. You should see the mess and frustration that just occurred in my kitchen as I tried to strip and consume a kiwi. it took me close to 10 minutes just to get the thing to the edible point (after dropping it on the floor twice trying to peel it). There's kiwi juice on the floor, shavings from the peel on the counter and by this point is it even worth it? A kiwi is like the size of a golf ball. *chomp* it's gone. 10 min to prepare and 2 seconds to enjoy.

I bet if I was stranded on some deserted island it would be just my luck that the only food available was DELICIOUS kiwi's everywhere.. and then knowing me I'd be too damn lazy to deal with it and just starve to death.

M.db