Costco

I went to Costco today. I seriously have no business being a member of that store. I live in a 1 bedroom condo in the city. There's no room in my home for the 500lb bags of everything they sell. I'm not feeding a family of 10 and I don't operate a restaurant. Even still I generally go once every couple months when I run out of things like paper towels or of course if I simply feel the need to buy 2 gallons of mayonnaise.

Today it was paper towels, toilette paper, sodas (about a billion cans), Heineken Light (about a billion bottles), bottled water (see the trend? about a billion bottles), a 12-pack container of Orbitz gum, huge bottle of vodka (it just happened.. wasn't planned) and a case of Tazo organic iced green tea that lauren was just talking to me about.

When I got in the elevator at my building with the cart full of enormous-sized groceries, a lady sharing the 'vator with me said "where on earth do you have room to keep all that?" I replied "I don't.."

The truth is, I do have a really large utility closet in my bathroom that can house the overflow of bottled water, sodas or anything else that there's no room for elsewhere. Under the bathroom sink is where, surprisingly, all of the toilette paper fit. I hope no one opens that cabinet until the stash has dwindled a bit. It's full. Side to side, top to bottom. It looks like I either have a toilette paper obsession or I'm anticipating some serious stomach problems in the near future.

I have to go start using some of this stuff up so there's more room.
M.db