Feather Fight!
Have you ever had a pillow fight?
If so, did the pillows explode into a feathery wonderland like they do EVERY time in the movies?
The answer is "no." When they show a whimsical pillow fight scene in a movie inevitably everyone's pillow bursts simultaneously sending feathers flying everywhere. Which, by the way, what a bitch to have to clean up later. I mean was that REALLY worth it? It always goes into slow motion mode, too, because once the pillows burst how much longer could you have fun with that activity? Think about it.. they explode and then 2 seconds later you're all basically just swinging empty cotton sacks around at each other. So the slow motion aspect of the pillow explosion is pretty necessary.
Where are these people getting their pillows though, an orphanage? Who buys pillows so cheap that they disintegrate once they are smacked against another pillow (or the side of a girl's head who is barely dressed)? That's got to be some sort of choking hazard because I imagine they would probably rip at the seams while you sleep after a while, too.
Anyway, just something to think about. I've never once had a pillow burst on me. I don't get involved in too many pillow fights either though, so what do I know.
Play on playa'
M.db

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