Canned Marine Life

I have to pee so very badly. I was just out and about and before I left Caribou Coffee (the last place I was) I thought "nah, I'll just wait until I get home to use the restroom." Upon arriving home my housekeeper was, for the first time in the history of her employment, cleaning the bathroom last rather than first. She always starts in the bathroom, except for today. EFF! I have to pee so bad. I might just go in there and pee in front of her while she's cleaning the shower.

I'm eating some tuna to take my mind off of.. she's done, be right back.

So much better. So anyway I'm eating some tuna and I always think of my aunt when I make tuna. One time we were, for some reason, talking about sandwiches and when a tuna sandwich was mentioned she shuttered. I said "what?! How come you don't like tuna?" and she replied "Fish in a can, that's why. Fish... in a can." I thought it was a pretty funny statement. It is pretty disgusting sounding once it's put that way. So now, every time I make tuna, I say to myself as I'm opening the can "Fish.. in a can. That's why."

That's why,
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