HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!

I like to leave notes in my medicine cabinet.

Some people can't rid themselves of the temptation to peak inside someone's drawers when no one is looking. Or maybe open up the medicine cabinet for just a second when they use someone's bathroom. I understand, trust me, it's tempting to see what's going on in there though I refrain (honestly) from doing it. What do we expect or hope to find when we do things like that? It's like "ADVIL?!?! They must get headaches!" or "Holy SHIT a toothbrush! someeeeboodddyyss got a plaque problem!"

I guess it's the hope of finding something juicy, something that was hidden behind a closed cabinet door for a reason. Some prescription for an ailment we've never heard of or the homeowner would never want us to know he has. One that is, of course, contracted sexually. I supposed that's what we really want. Funny thing, even if you found said prescription pill bottle you would have to somehow remember the prescription name and then google it later to find out what it was a cure for. It's not like medicine names are ever called "Herpes Fixer" or "Uncontrollable Diahrea Stopping Pills." It's more like "Dexahethelaximine" or "Rhynatrosintrocitol (Generic for Rhynotrixonoxinopinol)."

Either way, I don't have anything juicy in my medicine cabinet but I like to leave a note in there anyway. Not everyday, of course, but if I know I'm having lots of people over. Like last year when I had my Christmas party. I folded a piece of paper, propped it inside the cabinet so it would be the first thing you see if you opened the door, and wrote on it "HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!"

It's fun to think of someone finding it and either feeling busted or thinking it's funny.. but either way having to remain silent about it.

Now GET OUT OF HERE!
M.db