Mrs. Trannyfire

Mrs. Doubtfire is on one of the cinemax channels right now. It's the part of the movie where the children first find out that the beloved nanny is really their father when the son walks in on Mrs. Doubtfire peeing while standing up.

First of all, they recovered really fast from the shock, like 27-seconds-fast. "Dad?!" and then suddenly all is cool and hugs like the final scenes of a dramatic episode of Full House. I think it would be a lot more freaky to realize that your dad had been helping you with your homework and cooking your mac and cheese for the past two months while wearing a dress and fake tits. Secondly, way to break character by peeing standing up, Mrs. D., you should have totally peed sitting down. Everyone knows that rule number one of faking your gender in order to get close to your estranged children that you've been ordered to stay away from by the courts is to NEVER break character while in the vicinity of said children.

In other news, I put two condos under contract today. BAM! After lots of jumping through hoops to get these two deals accepted the work paid off this afternoon within a few hours of each other. They say today was more than likely the last 'warm' day of the year with temperatures reaching over 70 degrees- the last time Chicago will likely see the 70's until spring. It was absolutely beautiful outside with all the fall leaves rushing down the street in the perfectly temperate breeze. It's sort of sad to think of the frigid weather setting in as the days get darker and shorter. Snow showers are already in the forecast for Saturday. The weather will get colder but those closings will hopefully keep me warm come mid-December when they go to the title company! Yay. Seriously though, I'm just really happy the stress of these deals has led to a successful ending. Last holiday season I made a goal/resolution to close a certain dollar amount in sales in a one-month span at least once during 2008. I met that goal a few months back. I wish I could make just one more sale this month that would also close in December/before the end of 2008 along with the two deals from today. It doesn't look like that will happen but if it did/does I'd fulfill that new year's resolutions I made last December TWICE before the year was over. I suppose meeting said sales goal one time was good enough but how nice to keep a resolution and then double it! Maybe next year. I'll just focus on accomplishing my other resolution of solving all the world's problems by year's end:)

G'night,
M.db