Global Cooling
Thanksgiving was good, went to Texas. Back to Chicago, last night was the first good snow storm of the year, it was 15 degrees last night blah blah- and now you're up to speed.
I can't stand those groups that stand on the corners in Chicago and try to snag you as you cross the street to sign up for whatever cause they're representing. It's everything from Greenpeace to gay rights. Downtown they'll even stand on all four corners of an intersection and that way NO ONE gets by without these clipboard-clad activists stopping them for either a signature or a donation of some sort. Today it was Greenpeace and I couldn't just ignore the person. She introduced herself after all. Kate. Here's my thing, Kate, have you been paying too much attention to the environment to notice the economic environment? Don't ask me for money right now. I told her the membership to Greenpeace (though I think it's a good organization) wasn't something I was interested in as I'd probably be delinquent on the annual dues or just never pay them. Kate's response as I tried to walk off: "..but wait, don't you agree that global warming is a problem?" I paused, looked around in every direction then back at Kate who was shivering in the 19 degree temperature and replied "Fuck no, Kate, it's FREEZING out here." I chuckled a little and then back to a straight face and said "yeah, global warming is bad, but seriously.. no."
Kate let me know of a Greenpeace sponsored global warming rally I could go to this Saturday at 11am in Millennium Park, which will be free of course. I pretended to take mental note of the details in order to make Kate and myself both feel better by repeating the details back to Kate: "THIS Saturday... 11am? Okay. At Millennium Park? Ok perfect."
If Kate's smart she knows I won't be attending.
M.db

1 comments:
I hate saying "No" when they ask "Do you have 30 seconds for the environment?" because it comes out more like "I'm such a selfish asshole and I hate the environment so much that I cannot even waste a mere 30 seconds to consider it." And there, they just made you feel guilty because you were just trying to run out quick to get some lunch and get back to the office.
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