Busch's Baked Euthanasia

Someone needs to put the Busch's Baked Beans spokes-dog to sleep or at least get him a muzzle. At the end of those commercials the owner always says that no one has the secret family baked beans recipe except for his dog and "He's not telling!" Well think again pal, because the dog always tells someone at the end of the ad! What a diabolical bastard. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.. get that dog a muzzle. Just kidding about the euthanasia of course, but what on earth does that dog have against his family? Besides, those baked beans come in a can reminiscent of a dog food can. Maybe re-thinking the spokes figure would be a good idea; I don't want to think about the frightening similarities between my food and a dog's while I eat dinner.

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